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DRINKER X [Oct. 8th, 2007|11:15 pm]
YEAH YOU PEOPLE RE IDIDOTS

"A PFLTLTLF SHHMMUFFLLTY WHAT ABOTU TE GAMEPLAY?? I MEAN THE MULTIPLAYER GAMPEPLAY"??

OH GOD

LISTEN, YOU IDIOTS

VIDEO GAMES WERE INVENTS BECAUSE PEOPLE SUCK AND STINK AND BEING AROUND THEM AND DOING THINGS WITH THEM IS LIKE A PUNUSHMENT

AND NOW THAT YOU IDIOT FUCKING STUDENT COUNCIL MEATHEADS ARE THE TARGET MARKET, ALL OF A SUDDEN THE MULTIPLAYRE EXPERIENCE IS THE MORE IMPORTANT THING? NO, FUCK THAT AND FUCK YOU

UBBLE WUBBLE MADDEN
UBBBLE WURRBLE HALO
UBBLE HWUIHRONDF XBOX LIVE FRIENDCODE SONTY@HOME WHAT-THE-FUCK-EVER OH MY ACHING BALLS OH PLEASE I AM 12 YEARS OLD AND WAN5T TO "SAY" FAGGOT WHILE SHOWING OFF MY KNOWLEDGE OF GUNS

I PLAY GAME STO GET AWAY FROM YOU COCKSUCKERS, NOT SO I CAN HEAR YOUR VOICES AND REAED YOUR WORDS AND ENDURE YOUR FUCKUPS AND "BRIALLIANT IUDEAS" ALL SLOPPING OVER IN TO MY LEISURE TIME

FUCK ANYONE ?> WHO SAYS MULTIPLAYER IS NECESSARY AND IMPORTANT

NO, SERIOUSLY, FUCK THEM. PEOPLE ARE TERRIBLE. IF YOU WANT TO SOCIALIZE, PLAY "ANIMAL CROSSING" AND THANK YOUR LUCKY FUCKING STARS THAT THOSE GIANT-HEADED PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE FURRY COCKSUCKERS DON'T HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER.

DRINKER X

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DRNIKER X [Jul. 11th, 2007|01:27 am]
[music |C:\Documents and Settings\Desktop\The Go Team - Bull in the Heather - Son]

TGHE HIARKOUS THING IS:

IF I SAY IN ADVANCE HOW "HILAIROUS" IT WOULD BE IF I JSUT STRAIGHT-UP MIRTDRDER THE PEOPEL THAT IU DO NOT LIKE, THEN IN COURT I CAN SAY IT IS "PARODY" WHICH IS PROTECT ED SPEECH.

EEVN THIS IS PARODY BECAUSE THE INTERNET IS RIDICULOYUS AND ANYTHING ANYPONE SAYS ON IT S ALSO RIDICULOSU . SO, MY POIJT, IS THAT I AM BASICALLED "INSULUATED" FROM PROSECUTION.

"YOU KILLED THIS GUY, DRINKER X, YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO DO IT AND THEN YOU GER YOU DIOD T"

"PFFT NO WAY, WHY WOULD I TALK ABOUT KILLEDING A GUY AND THEN YO THEN EJTHTE TEH G KILL HIUM"

?"WHEN I SAYU TINGS IT IS JOKES"

OR IS IT?!!??!?!?!?

HEH. HE. HE.H ..HE.

I GUESS, MY POJT I S , RIGHT NOW? I WOUDL, I WOULD, FIGHT ALL OF OUY FUFKCKCKER S AND I WOULD KILL YOU WITH MY HANDS ND I WOULD NOT CARE I FYOUR MOMS KMISSIED YOU THE NEXT DAY, BECAUXE EOF CONSIDUTIONS.

NO, WAIT, SERIOUSLY. ANY OF YOU FUCKERS WANT TO FIGHT ME, ANY OF YOU OUT-OF-SHAPE DROOLING IDIOT PIECES-OF-SHIT WANT TO TAKE A SWING AT DRINKER X, I WILL GIVE YOU SHOT ONE AND THEN I WILL MAKE YOUR RELATIVES CRY. (BY KILLING YOU).

HAH AHAH HA HAH AH, JUST KIODDING, JESUS, YOU PEOPLE TAKE SHIT ENTIRELY TOO SERIOUSLY

HEY WOW CHECK OUT HOW I CAN SAY WHATEVER OFFENSIVE AND ABSUIVE SHIT I WANT AND NOT HAVBE TO TAKE OWERNWESHJIP OF IT AS LONG AS I USE CSCONISTENTENT TYPEFACE AND NO PUNCTIUATION

OH WAIT I GUESS THE SECRET'S OUT.

I HAVE THREE IDEAS:

(1) WE KILL ANYONE WHO EEVERE TOOK A MARKERT A ND DRWEW ON A DRUNK GUY, ESP,. ECIALSLY THINGS, LIKE DICKS AND RACIST S. / HOMSOPHOINBEIC S IDEAS

(3) I SJHOUDL JUST BECASU SEI DON'T FUVMING SHAE

(3) ANYOEJN EHO EVER ACTING LIKE A DICK TO SOEONE? ?! AND THEN DASIAD SOME KISS-OIFF TALK LIKE "UH-=UH SORRY NOT THIS TIME OHHH YEAHHH"

TEHYE PRETTY MUCH HAVE TO GO.

ANYWAY.

DRINKER X

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DRINKER X [Jan. 5th, 2007|11:36 pm]
DRINKER X: I DO NOT LIKE YOU LIVING HERE

MIA D: WHY NOT

DRINKER X: EVERY TIME I COME HOME YOU ARE BRINGING THE TOR RENT INTO MY HOUSE, MY COMPUTER IS GETTING SLAMMED WITH THE BUZZ AND WALDOG DOT ZIP AND THE SACHEN BOY DOT ROM AND THE GIANT INSECT DOT RAR AND I DON'T FUCKING KNOW

DRINKER X: AND ALSO BECAUSE ROMS ARE ILLEGAL

MIA D: ROMS ARE NOT ILLEGAL

DRINKER X: YES THEY ARE, EVERY TIME THE POLICE COME AROUND YOU ARE HIDING ROMS LIKE ANNE FRANK AND I HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE A DOBERMAN PINSCHER AND I DO NOT LIKE THAT, IT IS NOT NATURAL




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DRINKER X [Dec. 12th, 2006|08:07 pm]
DEAR IDIOT PORNOGRAPHERS:

IF YOU ARE HOLDING THE CAMERA, THEN YOUR JOB IS TO KEEP YOUR GOD DAMNED IDIOT MOUTH SHUT. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IS GAYER THAN TWO GUYS HAVING A CHATTY PUNNY LITTLE IN-JOKEY CONVERSATION, WHILE ONE OF THEM IS ORGASMING?, (THE ANSWER IS: PRETTY MUCH NOTTHIGN).

IF I WANTED TO HEAR ALL OF THE SMALL TALK OF YOU, AND YOUR IDIOT FRIENDS, AND WHATEVER, ETC, I WOULD COEM OVER WITH A TWELVE-PACK AND SAY HEY GUYS, DRINKER X IS HERE TO LISTEN TO YOUR OPINIONS, AND PUNS, AND COMMNETS, SO LAY THEM ON ME THIS IS NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN, HOWEVER, BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT TO BE YOUR FRIENDS, YOU ARE ILLITERATE SCUMBAGS AND WHILE I ENJOY PORNOGRAPHY, LET'S FACE IT, EVERY SINGLE EVEN MODERATELY SUCCESSUL MAN IN THE INTERNET / RRAELTIY PORN BUSINESS SHOULD PROBABLY BE SET ON FIRE IN FRONT OF A GROUP OF CUB SCOUTS. YOU ARE NOT "BUILDING A BRAND" OR ESTABLISHIGN " A CULT OF PERSONLIATUY", YOU ARE ANNOYING.

BUT THE FACT IS, I AM WATCHING THE PRONOGRAPHY THAT YOU MADE BECAUSE OF THE WOMAN, THAT IS IN IT. NOT YOU AND YOUR IDIOT GOD DAMNED MOPUTHS.; IF IT HELPS, MAYBE PRETEND YOU DON'T SPEAK ENGLISH (PR HAVEA TONGUE IF YOU EAR BILIGNIUAL), WHILE YOU ARE FILMIGN REAL LIFE HUMAN BEINGS FUCKING, OKAY.

THANKG OD I STEAL IT ALL, AND NEVER PAY FOR IT, BECAUSE JESUS CHRIST

DRINKER X

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DRINKER X [Nov. 11th, 2006|06:10 pm]
R.I.P. BETTER SPIRITS, RICHMOND, TEXAS

THIS WAS MY FAVORITE LIQUOR STORE. EVERYONE IN THERE WAS SO NICE, ALL THE TIME, AND THEIR PRICES WERE PRETTY OKAY. THE PLACE WAS ABOUT THE SIZE OF A BROOM CLOSET, AND IT WAS ABOUT AS WELL-LIT, BUT IT HAD CHARACTER.

SEE YOU AT THE CROSSROADS.

DRINKER X

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DRINKER X [Nov. 10th, 2006|11:30 pm]
I HAD TO GO OUT AND TAKE CARE OF SOME THINGS AND I ENDED UP IN A BAD AREA HAVING A BAD TIME.

FANCI

AT FIRST I THOUGHT I HAD HAD SOME KIND OF SEIZURE OR HAD FALLEN THROUGH A DIMENSION PROBLEM AND ENDED UP IN THE MIND OF A TWELVE-YEAR-OLD GIRL, WHICH WOULD BE AWFUL IF IT WAS TRUE.

BUT NO, I WAS JUST IN A PART OF TOWN THAT HAS DOLLAR STORES THAT AREN'T EVEN CHAIN DOLLAR STORES, WHICH MEANS THAT IT WAS AT SOME POINT IN TIME SOME INDIVIDUAL DUDE'S OWN VERY PERSONAL AND IMPORTANT AMBITION TO START HIS OWN DOLLAR STORE AND HOW DO YOU EVEN DO THAT, WHERE IN THE BLUE HELL DO YOU GET A WHOLE STORE FULL OF THINGS THAT YOU CAN SELL FOR A DOLLAR EACH AND STILL TURN A PROFIT, ARE THEY STOLEN? FROM THE MOON?

NO.

THEY ARE FROM RETARDED.

DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHY KIDS TODAY ARE SO FUCKING GODDAMNED DUMB, THEY CANNOT SPELL OR TALK RIGHT AND THEY MAKE PROBLEMS WITH THEIR "ARTS" AND "CRAFTS" AND "IDEAS", WELL DRINKER X IS HERE TO TELL YOU IT IS BECAUSE OF PLACES LIKE "DOLLAR MANIA", I THINK I'M PRETTY SURE THAT I SWEAR THIS PLACE WAS CALLED "DOLLAR MANIA" BUT I REALLY CAN'T REMEMBER NOW, IT WAS SORT OF A BAD SCENE AND I THINK I CAUGHT A VIRUS IN THERE (UNDETERMINED GASTROINTESTINAL AILMENT, OR MAYBE THE FLU? S.A.R.S.? I GUESS, WE'LL SEE).

THIS WAS ONE OF THE MORE NORMAL CANDIES, I THINK THESE CANDIES ARE PUNISHMENT FOR BEING POOR

CARAMEL FILLED WITH CHILI AND WEARING A MASK? TEXTBOOK MEXICAN.

EAT IT, DON'T EAT IT, I DON'T CARE BECAUSE I'M A GODDAMN TALKING TIGER

IF I EVER START MY OWN CEREAL COMPANY I GUESS I CAN "CUT CORNERS" AND SAVE "PENNIES ON THE DOLLAR" OR WHATEVER BY SHOPPING OUT ALL MY GRAPHIC DESIGN TASKS TO TEENAGERS WITH "DEVIANT ART" PAGES.

IT'S LIKE HAVING A CONVERSATION WITH A CRAZY PERSON FOR A DOLLAR

"YOU ARE RIGHT!"
"WOW! THAT'S RIGHT!"
"THERE YOU GO! RIGHT AGAIN!"
"CORRECTOMUNDO!" (WHAT)
"#1"
"AMAZING! YOU REALLY ARE ALWAYS RIGHT!"
"(ALWAYS) NOW ARE YOU HAPPY?"

IS THIS A THING (SIGN MAYBE YOU CAN POINT TO) FOR PEOPLE WITH RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS?

A WORLD OF GOOD TASTE AWAITS YOU BENEATH THE WAVES

THIS THING, I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS THING IS, IT'S NOT A PICTURE FRAME OR ANYTHING WITH ANY APPARENTLY USE OR THE FUNCTION, UNLESS "HAVING A TOPLESS CERAMIC PLAQUE OF A MERMAID" IS A USEFUL THING TO ACTIVATE IN YOUR LIFE. IT JUST IS WHAT IT IS, SO IF YOU WANT MERMAID TITS AND HOT PINK NIPPLES AND UM A SHINY LITTLE PINK BOW (TO CLASS IT UP I GUESS, PRESENTATION IS EVERYTHING) THEN SEND ME A DOLLAR AND I'LL HOOK YOU UP NEXT TIME I AM IN AN AWFUL PART OF TOWN.

I WONDER WHAT THE GUY AT THE STORE WOULD HAVE SAID IF I HAD BOUGHT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE (THERE WERE LIKE 20-30), I THINK THAT WOULD BE THE HAPPIEST DAY OF HIS LIFE AND IT WOULD PROBABLY CHANGE THE WAY HE THOUGHT ABOUT DOLLAR MANIA AND I COULD GO BACK LIKE SIX WEEKS LATER AND LIKE HALF THE STORE WOULD BE CERAMIC SOFTCORE, CAN YOU EVEN IMAGINE SUCH A PLEASURE PALACE?

SCRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (X3)

THIS IS A THREE-HEADED PISSED-OFF EAGLE, IT IS FOR THE U S A.

DON'T MESS WITH U S A OR WE WILL SEND THIS THING TO YOUR COUNTRY.

OH GOOD, PROTEIN

"LA'S TOTALLY AWESOME™ (ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY) DOG SHAMPOO"

LA DOESN'T FUCK AROUND ABOUT DOG SHAMPOO, JUST LOOK AT THAT DOG, THAT IS THE CLEANEST FUCKING DOG, AND TOTALLY AWESOME™, TOO, MUCH BETTER THAN AIR BUD BECAUSE THIS DOG HAS NOTHING TO PROVE, HE IS JUST LAYING AROUND CONTENT IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT HE IS TOTALLY AWESOME™, I THINK THIS DOG AND ME REALLY HAVE A LOT IN COMMON (BUT I DID NOT BUY THE SHAMPOO.) (I DO NOT OWN A DOG..).

THIS IS THE WORLD THAT WE SHARE

"LUSTI PETROLEUM JELLY", OFFERED WITHOUT COMMENT.

ALSO I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE TOYS.

THE MARINES DO "TOYS FOR TOTS", WELL DRINKER X IS HERE TO BRING YOU "TOYS FOR TOTS WITH FETAL ALCOHOL SYNDROME" (THEY WILL NOT KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOOD TOYS AND BAD AND SO WILL APPRECIATE ANY OLD THING).

THAT IS ONE HAPPY RADISH

"FUZZLE FUNNY"
"EVERY STYLES FULLY WONDERFUL"
"PLEASE REFERENCE THE DRAWING!"

WHAT DOES A KID DO WITH THIS BESIDES LOOK AT IT AND START CRYING.

AND HERE ARE YOUR TEENY TINY ORANGE GUNS, SOLDIER

"EXTREME COMBAT FORCI"
"BEAUTIFUL
LATEST
NOBLE"

(PTSD)

...

"DARE YOU TO TEASE ME!"
"CAT ATTAK"
"GROWLING, SHAKING, SPINNING AND SNARLING"

SPINNING, THE MOST TERRIFYING ATTAK IN THE JUNGLE.

U S A #1

"THE GUN WITH MANY KINDS OF SOUND AND LASER"

HE HAS A MOTHERFUCKING DOLLAR SIGN BELT BUCKLE, U S A THE GUN SPACE TEAM FOREVER (I AM AN HONORARY MEMBER).

GUHHHHH? I'M A BABY

"SWEET BABY (FUNNY PLAY) : LET'S GO!"

EVERY BABY NEEDS A MOTHERFUCKING BLOW DRYER. THAT'S FUNNY PLAY.

AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT GODDAMNED LEAST:

I SORT OF NEVER WANT TO HAVE SEX AGAIN

NO
DO NOT PUT THINGS FROM THE DOLLAR STORE UP AGAINST YOUR CUNT
EVER


DRINKER X

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DRINKER X [Oct. 7th, 2006|07:29 pm]
THE GUY AT 7 CROWN LIQUOR IS SUCH A CUNT.

SO HERE'S A GREAT BIG DRINKER X CONGRATULATIONS TO THE GUY AT 7 CROWN LIQUOR FOR BEING THE MOST UNAPPEALING THING ABOUT A LIQUOR STORE THAT:

- IS IN A CREEPY PART OF TOWN

- SMELLS LIKE WOOD POLISH AND ASS, ALL DAY, EVERY DAY

- CHARGES TWO TO THREE BUCKS MORE AT LEAST THAN FRIENDLIER STORES

- I'M PRETTY SURE IF GANESHA IS FADED AND YELLOWING THAT IT'S TIME TO MOVE HIM OUT OF DIRECT SUNLIGHT, SHOW SOME RESPECT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD

- HAS PICTURES OF THE COUNTY'S "TEN MOST WANTED" CRIMINALS ACTUALLY LAMINATED AND TAPED TO THE COUNTER FOR SOME REASON

- AND ONE OF THOSE STUPID "DO NOT ASK FOR CREDIT AS REFUSAL BLAH BLAH BLAH" SIGNS, I MEAN REALLY, I LIKED 195X TOO BUT LET'S NOT GO BANANAS

I WILL BE TAKING MY CUSTOM ELSEWHERE. FUCK THAT GUY AND EVERYONE WHO KNOWS HIM, DO NOT SHOP AT 7 CROWN LIQUOR.

DRINKER X

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DRINKER X [Sep. 24th, 2006|01:59 am]


JUST SO YOU KNOW, UFOS CAN HAVE BAD EFFECTS ON THE INFRASTRCUTURE. LISTEN UP. SO FOR EXAMPLE, UFOS CAN FUCK UP PHONES (WHICH YOU MAY NEED TO DIAL 9-1-1 OR YOUR FAMILY OR PEOPLE YOU ACTUALLY LOVE) AND WATER SUPPLIES (FOR BATHING, ICE, ETCETEREA) AND OTHER USEFUL GADGEST AND AND SUPPLIES YOU HAVE COME TO DEPEND UPON.

N.A.S.A. FLAKED OUT AND DID NOT SEND ME INTO SPACE TO FIGHT THE UFOS THAT WERE ATTACKING THE SPACE SHUTTLE. I WAS PRETTY TIRED THAT WEEK ANHWAY AND NOT ON MY "A" GAME, BUT STILL, WHEN IT COMES TO MATTERS, OF NATIONAL SECURITY AND MAXIMUM SECURITY (I AM THINKING HERE OF THE GLOBE AND ALL THE PEOPLE AND LIVTTLE LIVING THINGS ON IT) YOU SHOULD PROBABLY AT LEAST HAVE DRINKER X ON STANDBY, JUST IN CASE. WRITE YOUR CONGRESSMN???U>

NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, I'M ACTUALLY PRETTY FUCKING MAD, RIGHT NOW, AT ALL OF YOU, AND YOU GUYS CAN SAVE YOURSELF FROM UFOS, I CAN GET MY OWN JETPACK AND I'LL SEE YOU FUCKING BASTARD IDIOTS LATER (BY WHICH I MEAN NEVER, YOU WILL BE ENSLAVED OR MURDERED BY THE UFO ALIENS AND THE CREEPY HOMOSEXUAL WARLORDS THAT LET IT HAPPEN, WHAT IF YOU COLLABORATED? AND THEN HAD TO SWIM IN A SWIMMING POOL FULL OF YOUR AUNT'S BLOOD. THINK ABOUT IT

NO DIALOGUE WITH ALIEN CUNTS)

DRINKER X

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DRINKER X [Sep. 19th, 2006|04:29 pm]
UFO ATTACK ON THE SPACE SHUTTLE "ATLANTIS"



The first unidentified object, a dark mass, was spotted flying below and parallel to Atlantis about 1:45 a.m. CDT today. The object was spotted by an alert flight controller in Mission Control who was watching the view from a payload bay video camera pointed at the Earth.

It was impossible to gauge the size or the distance of the single object in the video image.

Atlantis was circling the Earth at an altitude of 212 miles and the object appeared to be moving well above the cloud tops below.

The second sighting was by Atlantis astronaut Dan Burbank about 11 a.m. CDT and reported to Mission Control by Atlantis commander Brent Jett.

Jett reported a single object moving away from the forward left side of the fuselage.

"It was fairly small," Jett said. "It was departing away from us, pretty much fairly level in terms of altitude. It was not rising or falling much, but it was definitely moving away fairly quickly."

HEY, LIVEJOURNAL,: WHO'S LAUGHGIN NOW? GET ME UP THERE, N.A.S.A., I CAN SETTLE THOSE BUG-EYED SNEAKY BASTARDS' HASH IN FORTY-FIVE MINUTES, I WILL NEED (A) A JETPACK (B) A HANDLE OF SITUATION (C) AIR TANK ATTACHED TO MY HELEMT (PAINTED BLACK WITH RED "X" ON FOREHEAD).

SEE YOU ON THE NEWS, FUCKERS, AND I WILL BE EXPECTING A FULL PARDON FOR EARLIER MISTAKES AND BAD IDEAS IN EXCHANGE FOR SERVICES RENENDERED.

DRINKER X IS GO

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DRINKER X [Sep. 16th, 2006|12:00 am]
[music |THE FALL]

CHECK OUT THESE PROTOTYPE POLYGONS, AND FUCK OFF WHILE YOU'RE DOING IT.







I TOLD YOU FUCKERS I WAS GOING TO BE IN A VIDEO GAME, THIS IS ME DRINKING BEERS INSIDE A UFO. IN ANOTHER LEVEL (NOT PICTURED), I JUMP A VAN OFF OF A ROOF. I CAN ALSO TURN INTO A FISH OR A BIRD (IN THE VIDEO GAME, NOT IN REAL LIFE, WHERE I AM JUST A MAN).

I THINK THERE WILL ALSO BE A VERSION OF THIS GAME ON THE GAME BOY ADVANCE THAT TEACHS TEENAGE GIRLS HOW TO MANAGE THEIR POCKET MONEY AND NOT LOSE THEIR FRIENDS OR GET PIMPLES OR SOMETHING, I DON'T KNOW, CHECK BACK, I'M WAITING TO HEAR FROM CRAVE ENTERTAINMENT ON THAT.

DRINKER X

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DRINKER X [Sep. 10th, 2006|01:57 am]
[music |POGUES]

DO YOU SEE HOW HARD I PUNCHED THE UFO

I JUST PUNCHED A UFO (SEE PHOTOGRAPHIC EVIDENCE "A", ABOVE).

WHO ELSE WANTS TO FIGHT DRINKER X TONIGHT, I AM ONE-FOURTH WHISKEY AND CANNOT FEEL DAMAGE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

REALLY THIS WOULD BE AN EXCELLENT NIGHT TO TRY YOUR LUCK, FUCKERS.

DRINKER X

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DRINKER X [Sep. 4th, 2006|10:32 pm]
DEAR INTERNET:



I DON'T TELL YOU MY FUCKING PROBLEMS

GET WITH THE FUCKING PROGRAM OR SO HELP ME FUCKING GOD

DRINKER X

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DRINKER X [Aug. 20th, 2006|12:09 am]
SO I HAD THREE SHOTS OF WHISKEY IMMEDIATELY BEFORE SEEING THE SNAKE MOVIE.

IT WASN'T ENOUGH

DRINKER X

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DRINKER X [Aug. 3rd, 2006|04:33 pm]
THIS IS THE DRINKER X MESSAGE FORUM

IF YOU HAVE ANY QUESTIONS (REQUESTS FOR FACTS OR ADVICE) OR COMMENTS OR TIPS-N-TIRCKS TO SHARE WITH ME, DRINKER X, YOU CAN LEAVE THEM HERE AND I WILL PROBABLY RESPOND (UNLESS I ALREADY HAVE GOOD SOLID REASON TO HATE YOU, OH YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE AND PROBABLY YOU KNOW WHY, TOO) EVENTUALLY.

I'VE GOT SOME PRETTY GOOD THOUGHTS TO SHARE (I HAVE BEEN ON T.V.) AND THIS IS MY WAY OF "GIVEING SOMETHING BACK" TO THE PEOPLE WHO GOT ME WHERE I AM NOW (ON A COMPUTER, ON-LINE, LIVEJOURNAL, ETC)

I HAVE A PRETTY BUSY SCHEDULE, I AM A MAN WHO GETS A LOT DONE IN A DAY, BUT I CAN ALWAYS MAKE TIME FOR THE INTER NET. FRANKLY, LOOK, THE INTER NET REALLY GETS UP MY FUCKING NOSE, BUT RIGHT NOW I AM MELLOW, WHATEVER: FIRE AWAY, ENGLISH-SPEAKING COMPUTER USERS

DRINKER X

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